- person: uploads clearly pretty photo of themselves
- caption: lol im ugly
- friend: zomg sahhh sexxxy x0x0x
- photo: gets 100+ likes
- me: shut the fuck up.
- at a party: can i have your wi-fi code?
shortest horror story ever
- computer: unable to connect to the internet
when a teacher is pregnant
- people: omg congratulations i'm so happy for you!
- me: omg she had sex